Tuesday, August 22, 2006
Monday, September 12, 2005

Dr. Jason Daniel reported that the operation had been a complete success. The one hour operation was scheduled to have only been a 10 minute routine procedure until he met with minor complications due to the patient's inability to cope with the thought of pain. After calming the patient's fears with anesthesia of promised post-operative cookies, Dr. Daniel was then able to complete the operation, resulting in the shortening of the growth out of the top of his head. The patient made a full recovery after his two hour nap.
Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Today's picture of Gage was brought to you by the number 2, the number 9 and the letter F. Sesame Street is a creation of the Sesame Workshop, a non-profit children's television company who encourage you to label your children's body parts with initials, well, preferably not from a bruise though...um...yeah...Sesame Street recommends using a Sharpie or something like that and just draw it on. Anything that won't be so painful...uh...you know what, this isn't such a good idea. Just point and say what it is like we've been doing for centuries.
Sunday, August 21, 2005
