Sunday, August 21, 2005

 
Master classical guitarist Gage Daniel was the latest victim in the East Coast/West Coast orchestral gang war. He was rushed to the hospital where he received immediate treatment for boredom that had knocked him unconscience. "You know, it used to be all about the music, now it's all about turf and sleeping" said ECOG violinist Seth Daniel. "One minute you're trying to create a masterpiece, the next minute, a WCOG member bores you to death with a piece he just created". One expert suggested that they are all unintentionally boring each other with really boring music. Noone argued against this theory due to the discovery that all involved had been slain unconscience...from boredom.

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