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Dr. Jason Daniel reported that the operation had been a complete success. The one hour operation was scheduled to have only been a 10 minute routine procedure until he met with minor complications due to the patient's inability to cope with the thought of pain. After calming the patient's fears with anesthesia of promised post-operative cookies, Dr. Daniel was then able to complete the operation, resulting in the shortening of the growth out of the top of his head. The patient made a full recovery after his two hour nap.

Today's picture of Gage was brought to you by the number 2, the number 9 and the letter F. Sesame Street is a creation of the Sesame Workshop, a non-profit children's television company who encourage you to label your children's body parts with initials, well, preferably not from a bruise though...um...yeah...Sesame Street recommends using a Sharpie or something like that and just draw it on. Anything that won't be so painful...uh...you know what, this isn't such a good idea. Just point and say what it is like we've been doing for centuries.

Master classical guitarist Gage Daniel was the latest victim in the East Coast/West Coast orchestral gang war. He was rushed to the hospital where he received immediate treatment for boredom that had knocked him unconscience. "You know, it used to be all about the music, now it's all about turf and sleeping" said ECOG violinist Seth Daniel. "One minute you're trying to create a masterpiece, the next minute, a WCOG member bores you to death with a piece he just created". One expert suggested that they are all unintentionally boring each other with really boring music. Noone argued against this theory due to the discovery that all involved had been slain unconscience...from boredom.